Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Senator's Revalation

Well, here's me taking a swing at that monologue I brainstormed on earlier.

"Have a seat. Mind if I have a drink? Life really is interesting, Franklin. I learn something new about it every day. For example, did you know that birds can actually sing two notes at the same time? It's amazing. They have two voice boxes, or something. Y'see that starling out the window? His song is actually two unique melodies preformed at once. A normal human can't mimic it on his own. Needs help. But the bird...the bird is a choir unto itself. Isn't that something? Anyway, Franklin, I must thank you for your assistance with my campaign. You must have pulled some very dirty strings to be so marvelously effective. Sadly, my new position makes our previous agreement...untenable. I need to build trust in this community, Franklin, and I can't do that while I'm protecting a crime lord as notorious as Frankie Bellini. Shh, shh, shh. Don't interrupt. Now, while I am redefining our old agreement, that doesn't mean I'm cutting you out altogether. You're still very much involved. Because, you see, Franklin, you can help me build that trust I was talking about. (Pulls out a pistol) You see, threatening me after I nobly refused your bribe was an unwise move. Thank god my bodyguard fired first. (Senator fires, killing Frankie. Birdsong from outside the window.)"

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